I've been drinking my milk with this orange mag mag cup for a couple of weeks already. As you all know, I hate to drink breastmilk that's been expressed as it's not the real thing! Let me teach you a few of my tricks to deal with the milk ...

1. When it's served by lin lao shi: Wait for the right moment when she turns her back on me to get a wet towel, then grab the cup and pour the milk out.

2. When it's served by teacher yin yee: Bite hard to pull the white cap off and pour the milk out. If this doesn't succeed and she offers me a straw instead, blow lots of bubbles into the milk!

3. When it's served by por por: Grab the cup from her, flip and pour the contents out quickly!

4. When it's served by mama: Scream, struggle, cry and wriggle. I'll be so noisy that she'll have to relent and breastfeed me!

Kaizer blogged at 10:02 PM | 2 comments