1. While getting changed by papa in the morning ...
   Kaizer: Don't want wear pampers! Don't want wear pampers!
   (Breaks down and cries till mama has to take over the changing duties)
   
   
2. While getting out of the house ...
   Kaizer: Bring stroller along.
   Mama: No, we are going to school. Nobody brings a stroller to school.
   (Bringing stroller out is associated with mama bringing Kaizer to the mall??)
   
   
3. While driving out of the estate ...
   Kaizer: Fu-sion-no-polis (looks out at Fusionopolis). Go polis.
   Mama: No, we are going to school now.
   Kaizer: Go polis (agitated-ly).
   Mama: We usually go there for dinner right? The shops are all not open now.
   Kaizer: Open already.
   Mama: Not open.
   Kaizer: Open already.
   
   
4. While turning into PGP ....
   Kaizer: Don't want to go school. Don't want to go school (x 7 times).
   
   
5. While being dropped off for temperature checks ...
   Kaizer: Ahhhhhhhhhhh, papa ... ahhhhhhhhhhh, papa (tears streaming down on cheeks, clings to papa for a good 5 minutes).
   Teacher Grace: Kaizer, I have sticker in the class, apple sticker. Do you want?
   (Kaizer gets off papa, runs into the class area and forgets about crying altogether)

Kaizer blogged at 10:52 PM | 5 comments